out drinking with friends when a kitten appears
- me: OH SHIT SON!!! It's one of those internet creatures! I thought they were mythical...
- friend: *looks* Um, what? the kitten?
- me: I don't know what a kitten is but that's an LOLcat and I want it
- friend: Take it a tater tot maybe you can lure it to you
- me: The fuck you talkmbout? It won't eat that, it wants to haz a cheeseburger.
- friend: Stay off Tumblr girl
Cat to World: Deal With It
A 1-year-old Siamese named Mr. Chow has seen better days. Unable to hold down a job in his home city of Vancouver, WA, he’s hit the bottle hard.
Neighbors have complained that Chow is regularly seen exposing himself and urinating in public. His response to criticism and offers of assistance have been met with similar disdain.
“Mr. Chow can only help himself, now,” says Stacy Maddon, a source close to the situation.
Submitted by Amber Henson.